Why Anti-Zionism Is NOT Anti-Semitism

So, to recalculate the Mister Obvious/itsmeshh Hierarchy of the Damned (abridged version), we have:

Self-Respecting White Christians
Non-White Christians
Jews for Jesus
Punxatawney Phil
Jews Overcoming Propaganda and Denouncing The Elites
Possums
Serpent Seed
Kenites
False Israelites
Ex-Girlfriends

It’s tough to tell the players, even with a scorecard.

Meanwhile something is digging new burrows in my lawn and throwing up mounds of dirt. Are the People of Walmart on the march? Time to get out the Christian Identity-Rid.

By the way, why would our conspiracy-spinners assume that the False Israelite Elite are not participating in this board? They probably enjoy taking a poke at the drooling inanity of our guests, secure in the knowledge that no one suspects who’s really running the show.

But where do the vampires fit? (not the idiotic sparkly kind, I hope)

Pork chops are off.

You can’t be a bigot because you are A Leader Of Men?
Do you know who else was A Leader Of Men, but also a bigot?

Dr. Bronner?

1,000,000 milorkenite windmill tilting learning immoral ABC’s, undiluted crazy OK!

No-Mel Gibson.

Well, cats are at least ranked higher than Jews, filthy Satan spawn that they are.

From the original thread (no, seriously, I am not making this up!):

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Again, this is not satire, I am not making this up.
For serious.

Woo hoo!
I’m an “8”!!

Tractate Sanhedrin 4:5

Which one ranks higher-Kenite males or Kenite females?
This is very important, because My Beloved has to be put in her place if I rank above her.
Please send the answer via PM if the answer won’t be in my favor, though-I think she’s reading this thread.

The ranking of Cainites depends on their generation. The best way is to test what disciplines she can use and/or what her blood pool is. If, for instance, you can soak six points of aggravated damage a round but she can only soak five, you can be (relatively) certain that you are closer in generation to Caine than she is.

If, however, you can soak four points of aggravated damage a round but she can soak eight? Then run away real fast because she’s probably about to drain your blood since Cainites of such a low generation often find that they can only exist on Cainite blood as the kine are simply too weak for their dietary needs.

And probably edition as well. 4.0 ranking is different than 3.5 ranking. Animals went from #5 to #7 under the new rules.

So far Mister Obvious (heh) and itsmeshh are playing the “WAKE UP PEOPLE!” card but have not explained their reasoning even the tiniest bit. Seems more like they want us to take their word for it rather than figuring out “teh truth” for ourselves.

Speaking as a moderator, Mister Obvious, you need to stop trying to work the refs here. Your girlfriend is not going to be held responsible for anything you say, so enough with this garbage about someone else persecuting her. On this topic or any other, you’re answerable for what you say and she’s answerable for what she says.

Wait… are we talking White Wolf here, or are we talking GURPS?

Or is the name Steve Jackson too unholy to be spoken even here?

That depends. Is he a Jew? Or even worse, a non-Jew Jew?

Well, he’s rich, powerful and influential (after a fashion). Obviously he’s a double-secret no-reverse-backsies fake Israelite quasi-Jew with a twist of lemon.

Much worse than that.

But I have a “A thread winner is you” card showing and five untapped Internets cards, so the WAKE UP PEOPLE card is clearly useless unless Mister Obvious has an untapped Defense Against Logic card showing.

Ah, a secret non-Jew Jew trillionaire elite like J. P. Morgan or John D. Rockefeller. Got it.

Best not invoke him, then. At least not by name and unshielded by a properly inscribed pentagram. Speaking their names grant the Beasts power and could be an invitation to possession.