Why are black people so LOUD?

[bienville]

C’mon, Hightower and Hooks were easily the most soft spoken of all the characters from the Police Academy franchise. Even Jones, though he could get loud with his signature sound effects, was quite soft spoken in regular speech.

Compare to Lt. Harris? Sgt. Callahan? Tackleberry!?!?!?!?
Sheesh! Why do I even have to spell this out?

[astro]

@Smeghead

Darker skin is more efficient at absorbing heat from sunlight. As a consequence, the internal temperature of black people is constantly in danger of rising to dangerous levels, threatening to denature important enzymes. To counter this danger, black people have developed a forced-air cooling system. The increased flow of air through their lungs and vocal equipment provides vital cooling, but has the unfortunate side effect of increased volume of sound.

So Scorpius is a black man? Interesting.

[Darth_Panda]

@_3Bill

So they really have no excuse for yodeling, then?

There’s never an excuse for yodeling.

[_3Bill]

@pmitch

it’s a racial stereotype, but stereotypes exist because something happens often enough that we start to assume it’s almost always true.

Yeah, all it takes is just a few ritual murderers making it bad for everyone.

[Mince]

Yeah, and I bet all young black men listen to rap music too.

Black Violin - "A Flat" (Music Video) (2012)

[Mince]

@Shooby

Is it weird that a lot of black stereotypes make me envious? I mean, who wouldn’t want to be bigger, faster, stronger, with rich, powerful voices and humungous sausage cocks, sporting gold necklaces and Rolex watches, eating fried chicken and watermelon while MST3King shitty movies all day in the theater? Sounds wonderful.

Who’s scruffy looking?

[Monty]

I’ve got it! The OP thinks all Blacks are loud because every time a Black person has attempted to communicate with the OP in person, said Black person has had to result to the time-honored method of increasing one’s volume when speaking with the stupid.

[VinylTurnip]

@Shooby

Is it weird that a lot of black stereotypes make me envious? I mean, who wouldn’t want to be bigger, faster, stronger, with rich, powerful voices and humungous sausage cocks, sporting gold necklaces and Rolex watches, eating fried chicken and watermelon while MST3King shitty movies all day in the theater? Sounds wonderful.

You could always start from the end and try to work your way back…

[Cartooniverse]

Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase on the topic.

Miss you, Richard.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@Docta_G

Why are white people serial killers?

Because it’s fun.