Or not enough lube.
Yeah, they can be pretty animated.
Why are white people serial killers?
So what do all these dumb people do when you admonish them so appropriately?
You misunderstand. That’s what everyone says to him.
“I’m black and I’m LOUD!”
-James Brown
Ahh, I see. That makes more sense. The quotation marks weren’t really attributed to anyone, I got confused.
White people be cray cray.
nm. fucking stupid.
Why are 5 year old people so loud?
I had a Chinese person tell me once when someone nearby was going off about some loud ethnic group that they had no ****ing clue. “You want loud people go to China, everywhere else and everyone else pales by comparison.”
Because with all the trees in the jungle a voice has to be loud to be heard from any distance. Humans evolved in Africa so the voices have had time to become really loud.
A Swiss, on the other hand, has the advantage of being able to have his voice echo through the mountain valleys so he doesn’t have to be loud.
New Yorkers have had less than 400 years to evolve, but to be heard over the din of the city will have to evolve loud voices, maybe the loudest ever.
And if you believe any of that, I own a bridge between Manhattan and Brooklyn that I could sell to you cheap.
I’ve always wanted my own bridge
This is the real reason for the 1 black guy limit on The Walking Dead. :smack: They attract too much attention from zombies.
[Puts on Fake Sociologist hat, treats this as a serious question, creates completely bogus response for why this is the case]
Darker skin is more efficient at absorbing heat from sunlight. As a consequence, the internal temperature of black people is constantly in danger of rising to dangerous levels, threatening to denature important enzymes. To counter this danger, black people have developed a forced-air cooling system. The increased flow of air through their lungs and vocal equipment provides vital cooling, but has the unfortunate side effect of increased volume of sound.
My Dick!
Loud enough for you?
Good post/username combo.
Is it weird that a lot of black stereotypes make me envious? I mean, who wouldn’t want to be bigger, faster, stronger, with rich, powerful voices and humungous sausage cocks, sporting gold necklaces and Rolex watches, eating fried chicken and watermelon while MST3King shitty movies all day in the theater? Sounds wonderful.
So they really have no excuse for yodeling, then?