… seriously?
As Saruman said, we must join them. If Jews are able to do all that, then they are who I want to be! Down with Gentiles! Up with knishes!
If they were really God’s chosen people they’d be allowed bacon.
The training regimen includes:
[ul]
[li] Three hours of prayer every Shabbat morning before the kiddush lunch[/li][li] Three hours of seder before the Passover meal[/li][li] Twenty-five hours of fasting, including 12 hours of prayer, before we can eat after Yom Kippur[/li][li] etc.[/li][/ul]
We wait, then we feast.
I thought the Chosen people were Korean!
Or was that the Chosin people…?
I’m so confused.
No one said being Chosen was a good thing…
Bill Hicks:
That makes me wonder: Surely in this crazy world of ours, there’s some obscure religious sect dedicated to the deicidal powers of the Jew?
Lutherans? 
Me, I never killed anybody’s god. Oh, I’ve wished for the chance, sometimes… Must be in my blood, I guess.
I am choosing carnitas tonight.
But that’s only because I’m special.
I guess Jeff reached his breaking point and had to vent.
You can have my bacon and mayo when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers!
Yes.
It’s called Judaism.
In fairness, I just can’t work up enough enthusiasm to be vitriolic back. I mean, here I am, a Jew who joined up with the armed forces just like my father and my grandfather before me, and just like my cousin and his father before him, and here’s a poster who claims that “when war comes, they don’t fight”.
So how upset can I be? When I’m in uniform, he’s helpless against my invisibility power.
Indeed, the screed is just too ridiculous to anger up the blood. I don’t want to just shrug it off (you know who else got shrugged off until it was too late?) but it doesn’t deserve a reaction beyond mockery.
But Wait!!!
That can’t be!
Aren’t you just waiting for a really really long time to take over?
Come on, you can tell us. We’re all friends here.
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Seriously, I was raised Christian and remarkably for the time was taught that Jesus was a Jew. In my mind that made those guys the Good Guys. I know this is not normative for the middle 20th century in Georgia, but I was blessed with parents were rather progressive for the times. Mother was taught that “The dirty (and that was always applied in this pejorative phrase) Jews killed our Lord and Savior.” She was apparently convinced by my father to rethink her position before I was born.
Afterwards, she would tell me stories about how racist and bigoted things were before Jim Crow died but even at that time in the middle 70s, using the word ‘Jew’ as a pejorative verb was relatively common. It was (of course) an action of defrauding someone of something.
My somewhat informed opinion about the OP is this: The ancient Jews seem to have always prided themselves about their insularity and in that they are notable if not unique among the other Semitic folks of the heroic era. Those cultural and/or genetic ancestors of modern day Jews deliberately chose not to integrate the other deities into their worship structure and made a big deal of it. They weren’t the first to decide to transition from henotheism to monotheism, but given their relative impact of global culture, I think theirs was the one that caught on over millenia. Christianity wouldn’t exist with Judaism. And it is likely that Islam wouldn’t have existed either, or it certainly wouldn’t have had the patriarchs and prophets borrowed from Judaism and Christianity and therefore would be quite different, in my humble opinion.
So, I have to ‘give props’ to Judaism. The first long-lived monotheistic religion (sorry Zoroastrians).
Why hated so much around the world? The insular nature of the culture leads to inevitable negative interactions with others who might perceive their insularity as deliberate aloofness. So that might be a significant factor. They become marginalized but instead of becoming street-sweeper they become merchants. And everything comes from that. They became the default merchant-class. Radical elements of change against the aristocracy.
Or maybe it is just because their women are beautiful.
Well – yeah, okay, we are all friends, and I have needed to open up about this for a while. So there I was, at a recent meeting of Jews, and one of 'em got all conspiratorial and gave me a knowing look and said “Next year, in Jerusalem.”
What the heck am I supposed to do next year in Jerusalem? Am I some kind of sleeper agent who just got the ‘go’ command minus the ‘remember’ one?
This.
fatherchristmas, who, beyond abusing the memory of a British icon via his username, has demonstrated an amazing “grasp” of distorted, (and invented), history, but has failed to persuade a single poster that his odd views are anything other than ludicrous. He also appears to be a one-time drive-by poster who will not seriously degrade the SDMB with his minimal presence.
Just remember that mocking the post is fine while stopping short of mocking the poster.
[ /Moderating ]
This mockery will, unfortunately, never reach the level of proper mockery from days of yore.
We haven’t even gotten to marsupial vampires yet.
The Jews got him.