FTR, wierdaaron, I do not wish to sleep with you, unlike jsgoddess. 
ETA: Represent you in future endeavors? Yep.
Attempt to ride your coattails to SDMB fame? I like to think I’m there already. 
Make money off your sorry ass? Yeah, that’s me. And if you try to weasel out of our non-contract I will point to where I called dibs and no court in the country will support you. Er, no court made up of 9-yr-olds.
It’s not much different from the arguments one used to sometimes hear that Jenna and Barbara should have enlisted and gone to Iraq. They’re the president’s kids, they’d have a target on their back.
There will typically be some people on both sides who try to drag the president into an impossible position as an example of something.
Yeah, I can’t find anything either. I read it a few years back during some research into the Secret Service. Like a lot of things related to presidential protection, they probably try to keep it a secret (like the fact that wherever Air Force One goes, an exact duplicate goes with it and stays at a different airport reasonably close, in case one plane needs service or gets blow’d up). Nobody’s allowed to know who his doctor or medical team is, or where it is, or what they do. Secret secret.
Personally, I think they should get rid of the white house executive chef and kitchen staff and put the Obamas on food stamps.
I think I’ll stick with thinking his post was funny and hating his username.
I thought he was … HITLER!
ZOMG. Nazi vampires in the White House.
I iz in ur White House drinkin yur bludz lol lol lol
Or maybe just ɯnıuɐɹǝƃ?
It’s a manifestation of narcissism, which seems to be a defining characteristic of these conservo-spammers. “I was able to start a small business with nothing but a dream and hard work, so no one should be homeless or jobless.” “MY health care plan is great, so to hell with the so-called crisis.” “In MY America, the government stays out of health care.”
And so on, ad nauseum…
Inorically, there isn’t.
Wot he said.
“If they have insurance, everybody must have some.”
I laughed.
Thirded. That rant brightened up my morning.
I think Drain Bead is a female, but he can correct me if I’m wrong.
I thought so too until recently but I vaguely remembered he/she/it making sort of allusion to maleness in a recent dust-up with Rand Rover.
I agree with the OP. It’s just as stupid as the people who wanted to know why Bush wouldn’t send his daughters to fight in Iraq.
I thought that she at one time had married Satan. But that was, like, ten years ago, and might not even be right.
I heard she cured the sick and fed the hungry, and found everyone’s missing socks behind the dryer.
I can’t, but I do know that whole blood is only good for about 30 days, which would make it rather impractical to constantly keep a supply in multiple locations. However, I would not at all be surprised if They (whoever the hell They are) keep a private stash of his exact blood type at the nearest hospital to where the president is.
Look them up at your leisure and let me know what you find.
I bet there’s a Seinfeld bit about them.
Vampires. That’s the one part that’s not a secret.