Nothing yet.
-Neil
Apart from adding my name to the wierdaaron* lovefest, I just wanted to remind folk that Prince Harry, third in line to the throne of England, actually went to serve in Afghanistan. The military pretended he was elsewhere until, four months into his tour, the press blew his cover and he had to be pulled out. Which, really, only serves to demonstrate why it’s a bad idea.
- The funny thing is that not only are I and E the wrong way around, but so are the two A’s.
She.
And I’m married, but not to Satan.
In your absence, we determined that you are in fact male. Make the necessary changes and move on.
OK, look, you got the right idea, but the wrong order. It’s belch, scratch, and then “Bring me a sammich and a beer!” Try it again…
Dunno how official this is but The Daily Mail had a cross section of the Obamobile that shows the car has some presidential blood under the seats.
Oooh! That’s actually pretty handy. Makes it much easier and a lot less messy to water the Tree of Liberty. Do you suppose they keep it in a watering can for ease of use?
His wife found found out about Fifi Le Boink…
This post made me laugh for a while.
I’d just like to say that I, also, am not married to Satan. Anyone else?
Ok, that made me laugh.
We had a good thing going, I though it was meant for a lifetime, but Satan left me at the altar.
It never would have worked anyway, you’re a bit of a liberal…
So is Satan, according to some people around here. 
Satan and I would often have long talks about the role of government while I was fingerbanging him, and he would usually posit something along the lines that since it’s a given that a government has a duty to protect the lives of its citizens, it must also protect their civil rights; including the civil right to proper health care and equal opportunity to all advantages.
Then he’d try to talk me into letting him not use a condom, but I wasn’t having none of that shit.
No, it’s just you two.
I’m married to Satan, and you bitches better keep your mitts off him!
(another kudo thing for my new favorite poster)
Yet he still pulled out and blew a load of fire ants on your back, the cad.
Everybody seems to like my ranting. Being a proper capitalist, I couldn’t let an opportunity to profit pass by, so I’m going to start collecting donations toward my next rant. When I reach a certain, very secret amount of money, I’ll post a new one.
Tease: The next one will be about religion.
F-
First one about conservatives, then about religion. Sheesh. Doesn’t subject creativity count for anything anymore? Evidently not. Let me guess what your 3rd one will be…Sarah Palin? :rolleyes: