For instance:
Sugar taste good… but bad for you.
Spinach taste bad but good for you.
cigarettes taste good but bad for you.
Laying on the couch all day…feels good but bad for you.
Medicine…taste bad but good for you.
Hot showers feel good but bad for the skin.
And here are some more.
Too much masturbation …feels good but causes poor eyesite and hair to grow on your palm.
Handling frogs…feels good but causes warts.
Enemas… feels bad but good for you.
Just some mundane thoughts I felt that I must share with you all if you have some more to add please do.
This is my favorite one though -
“Handling frogs…feels good but causes warts.”
Gee, aha, I didn’t know you liked it that much. I’ll have to visit you more often. I must take offense to the wart remark though, as the doctor says the cream should make them go away in a few weeks.
Working out . . . feels bad (at least until that runner’s high kicks in) but good for you.
Dieting . . . feels bad but good for you.
Hot pack on pulled/strained muscles . . . feels good but bad for you.
Did you notice that it seems most of the ironic good/bad things are either food/taste-related or medical intervention of some kind?
P.S. I have to stipulate here that I disagree with the cigarettes and the frog. No offense, Crunchy.
I can think of plenty of good things that are good for you.
Heroin…keeps you thin and fit
Cocaine…keeps you alert and aware
Marijuana…hey it’s medicine, it tastes good, and it’s even semi-legal
Beer…nothing bad can ever ever ever be said about beer
Mushrooms…
Exhibit 1…Homer’s posts while sober
Exhibit 2 … Homer’s posts on mushrooms.
Can anyone say that this wasn’t good for the whole board?
Wine…Most doctors now agree that a glass a day is quite good for you
Ecstasy… Gets you in touch with your emotions, allows you to connect with 4 year olds in a way never before possible.
