An expensive inability to detect, indeed
Then there’s the guy who returned to the local deli to complain he could detect no lox on his sandwich. And he was a Protestant. That seems like a paradox but I can’t detect whether it is or not.
Every time I pass by a woman with big lips, occasionally I will wonder why it is in style to inject poison into your skin. I wish there were something, ideally in the lower left hand corner of her mouth, that would let me know how much toxin she contains.
Wow, so this makes two parodies of my original thread. Should I feel proud or ashamed? 
I detect these are shocks to you.