Why can't Spider-Man be black?

Or a mullet.

Crime’s worst nightmare, the Dark Knight in front; party in the back!

ora Tarzan with one leg

Exactly (not sure if he/his character’s poor, though). He’s dorky, cute and funny, and he even raps (IRL, as Childish Gambino) about getting shit about ‘acting white.’ If the reboot is being set in present day, I don’t see a huge problem.

But yeah, crazy fans. But as with Bond, I think they would shut up if it worked. After all, the series can’t possibly get WORSE.

I had no problem with a Latina playing Susan Storm; it was just that the blonde hair looked terrible on her. I can easily imagine the Storms parents being of two races; Sue could simply take after her mother.

My bigger problem was that Sue Storm is an uber-babe, and I’m in that minority that is underwhelmed by Alba’s appearance. Maybe if she ate a cheeseburger.

As did the blue contact lenses.

If i remember right, the reason she dyed her hair blonde was because of the outcry from comic fans. Also, some of the websites and podcasts I listened to back then, don’t remember which specific ones, many people were still not happy about Alba playing Sue.

What did you want them to do? Find an actress of her caliber who already had blue eyes and blond hair? Good luck with that!

Well, Scarlett Johansson is what, blonde/green? That’s a bit closer, anyway.

I think I was unclear. I don’t think Jessica Alba was well-cast as Sue Storm; she’s far too young, for one thing. (Sue is a good five to ten years older than Johnny, I think.) I just meant that the idea of two siblings, even full siblings, seeming to be of different ethnicities doesn’t bother me.

My oldest brother is far, far more light-skinned than or the rest of the Rhymers; he could easily pass for white. This is because my mother’s father was half-white, and that light skin color passed the rest of us by.

Honestly didn’t notice. I was too busy hating the movie, I 'spose. But I tend not to notice eye color anyway, unless it is very striking.

There’s a Doper who has a relative who’s pretty much cut herself off from the family in every public aspect of her life because she wanted to pass as white.