Sex leading to dancing is a minor problem. The real problem is that dancing might lead to playing cards! Oh, the horror!
I think the other kids will have more fun at prom if the kids likely to read that site, and take it even half-way seriously, don’t go to prom.
These people don’t read much Song of Songs, do they?
Of course not! You know what singing leads to, don’t you?
DANCING!
They taught us in school that it had nothing to do with “fleshly love”-- it was a parable of Christ’s love for the church. (Never could get that to mesh with “thy breasts are like two fawns”.)
Hey, consider the plight of Lissa…
… who is not allowed to “ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, rock with THE ROCK!!” (Hypno is right anyway…)
Okay, shouldn’t they be teaching the Christian teens to go and have fun without drinking, having sex, and dirty dancing? You know, set a good example for others, stand up for you beliefs and so on. The was the morals that my Christian teachings tried to convey, you are supposed to be an example to others. The whole “boycott anything fun!” because it will send you to hell is ridicules.
Besides that, I never understood the no dancing rule, my God loves it when I shake my booty, he likes to laugh at my awful rhythm.
Definition of Fun: Drinking, having sex, and dirty dancing.
So probably not.
It’s not about sex. Dancing starts with “D” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for “Pool”. We’re just not gonna have any pool playin’ here in River City!.
I’m really not your God, but yes…I love it when you shake your booty. If you wish to worship me for this, I’m okay with that.