Please dear GOD!! Whatever you do!!! DO NOT PUT GOLD BOND ON YOUR STUFF!!!
Trust me on this. You will live to regret it, and that’s the worst part because 22 seconds after the powder touches the scrot, you are gonna want to cut them off and bleed to death.
From the OP, I was going to ask if you were actually Homer in disguise, but I see he not only respnded, but had done this at one point. Homer, looks like you might have some competition.
One Word: Aftershave!
Oh that one word was what not to use.
I was just wondering, Why not disgard the razor all together? Nair might work. Or is there some warning that it cant be used in that area? Just think, no blood, no touch ups, not prickly little hairs to annoy.
Simetra, are you saying that because its shaven, or just in general? Because I’ve used the stuff down there, and that’s where the “thousand tiny fingers” comment comes from. I HIGHLY recommend it. Actually, its better placed on the grundle (that odd little “seam” between your scrotum and your anus). Former roommates of mine went through a couple bottles in a year.
Grundle? Bah! Real men call it either the choad, choda, or the taint.
Nair? :eek: You can’t even use it on your SCALP, and you wanna douse your nuts in that stuff?
Although, I have heard that putting it on an itchy sack for about 10-20 seconds makes it stop itching, because it dissolved the sharp edges on the hair, much like my electric razor idea.
Oh, Homer. 'Round here, a choad is referred to as a penis that is wider than it is long. You must not have gotten the updated version of “Terms for Real Men”. It just came out.
Nair? Are you kidding me? The girlfriend recently decided that she really wants to wax my backhair (even though she SAYS that she really likes it). Wants to use that stuff they sell at Walgreens. Its called Aussie maybe?
My ex-bf shaved his nuts all the time. I could never bear to watch, but I liked the results. My current bf once had to shave his entire body (his bf-at-the-time gave him lice; they broke up soon after that). He’s hairy, and I sure would like to see him totally hairless, but he now refuses to shave ANY part of his body, except his head (the one on his shoulders :rolleyes: )
[slight hijack] My bf dyes his goatee. One time he spilled the dye. Yep, you guessed it – on his privates! The dye burned the skin on his scrotum (chemicals + sensitive skin = PAIN!!!) Needless to say, he now leaves his undies on when he dyes. [/hijack]
He might go for it if you could bring yourself to do it for him (see below).
As your own experience shows, FCM, the process of being shaved by someone else can be pretty erotic by itself. I think people probably miss out on a lot if they shave themselves. I assume they would have to concentrate too hard to really enjoy it. Even getting a morning shave from a barber is more pleasant than doing it yourself.
Well, just to update everyone (because I just know you’ve been dying to know…), its 5:00 here, and not that bad.
I’m experiencing some “clinging”. I’m thinking I need to go buy some tightie-whities to counteract this before it gets out of hand. They’ll also reduce on any “chaffing” that may occur. I’ll also get some Gold Bond, but only because I love the stuff so much.
I’ll be seeing my girlfriend this weekend, so we’ll see how she likes it. I’m not telling her - I’m going to make her figure out “what’s new with Connor”.
I now look like a 7 year old boy. Weird thing is though, I don’t remember having quite as large a penis as I did when I was 7…
If you really want to keep that fresh, clean breezy feeling, go to your local beauty suppy store(they don’t sell the good stuff at Rexals) and get some foam depilitating stuff. It works almost too well, be careful not to get it on anything you want to stay “forested”, but for your woman’s sake PLEASE use it regularly. Those cactus balls will at the very least irritate and distract your little honey. Trust me.
Well, after the first day, there really wasn’t any itching or chaffing or anything. Apparantly, I got a real close shave, and everything’s coming in brand new (read: soft tip hair ends).
The girlfriend didn’t find nearly as much humor in the whole thing - she just thought I was stupid. But she did kinda like it, but wasn’t too interested.
The adverse affect that I’ve noticed is that the affected skin tends to “cling” more to the side of my thigh, which is fairly annoying. Annoying enough to grow everything out and never think about doing this again.
So, anybody else do something really stupid to themselves when they were drunk?