This is a completely true story and a completely serious question.
A few months ago, I went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a “fruits of the sea” type platter that included scallops, crab, fish, shrimp, mussels, etc. It came with a side of risotto that honestly tasted and smelled like a clean vagina. Eating the rissoto was literally a near-perfect facsimile of having oral sex with a woman - it was slightly musky and heady.
Why? What was the seasoning or type of risotto? It was truly a sensuous experience.
Coming soon: Vagina Salt , from the makers of Bacon Salt!
Well obviously, the risotto was seasoned with pussy juice.
So… uhm… Did you like it? You know… vagina flavored food seems a bit strange, that’s all. hehehe…
lieu
July 26, 2007, 7:46pm
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Well… how did your waitress carry it to the table?
Okay, after that last post, I know I made the right move subscribing to this thread.
Dude, when someone serves you vagina-flavored risotto, you don’t ask questions!!! You EAT IT!!! AND YOU LIKE IT!!!
:mad: :mad:
plnnr
July 26, 2007, 7:51pm
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I’m getting a Julia Child visual that I’d rather not - pardon me while I poke my mind’s eye out with a sharp stick.
Wow, talk about going the extra mile for a tip…
Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? I’m thinking a nice Chianti, but that’s just me.
Are you sure it was risotto? Perhaps your waitress just had an infestation?
You. With that Doper name. Out of this thread. Now.
Is this bad or good?
And **plnnr, ** as for me, I am thinking very very hard of Giada di Laurentiis. Perhaps you could try that, if it helps any.
Well, that caused about two minutes of nonstop laughter, thanks!
Given the identity of the OP, I have to wonder whether this was some elaborate revenge scheme by the server. Perhaps she once ordered coffee from you?
In all seriousness, my bet would be the combo of fresh seafood (the comparison is ubiquitous), and perhaps some saffron adding a musky undertone?
Dude, the last thing that woman needs is more head.
d&r
Telperien:
Is this bad or good?
If you need to ask, get out.
And **plnnr, ** as for me, I am thinking very very hard of Giada di Laurentiis. Perhaps you could try that, if it helps any.
I’m always very very hard when thinking of Giada.
Amp
July 26, 2007, 8:07pm
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I don’t know why it smelled like that but, ummm… it’s been awhile for me so can I have the name of the restaurant?
Maybe you’re subconsciously tasting it in the risotto.
So…um…where is this restaurant located?
I wasn’t asking what you thought of it, dude, but what he thought of it, which seemed favorable, but one can never be sure.
