Maybe truffle oil?
You didnt’ get a water and vinegar salad dressing, by chance?
Look at the bright side…
Next time you’re going down on your girl, you can take a slight pause to exclaim, “Wow, tastes just like risotto!”.
Whichever one gets her drunk the fastest?
what?
Liebfraumilch.
I truly hope this doesn’t include the fork or the chewing and swallowing.
Oh, and now I am very close to making up a “Vagina Risotto” song, sung to the tune of “Hakuna Matata.”
Jesus, the last time I saw a line like that it had a fish hook on it. When did Clamato introduce a “bearded” flavor?
Cabernet Sauvignon, wine snobs can tell you this is what is known as a “stiff” wine. Barring that, I imagine a good red would work.
Enjoy,
Steven
The Little Penguin?
Bwahahahahaha!
Why?
Down by the docks, of course.
You guys are all wrong on the wine. Obviously, you want something from the Pouilly Puisse region.
I think I sprained something while attempting to keep my laughter silent. Thanks a lot.
So your food tasted like crotch, and it was sensuous? Whatever floats your boat. I’d recommend that you do not order the sausage there.
Duh… at the Y!
I hear the fish tacos are to die for.
Mmm, risottolingus.
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.
Well, pork.
You should try their boxed lunches.
For some reason I had an image of a new iPhone commercial
"So say you’re watching the porno Pirates on your iPhone or reading the Straight Dope message board.
Mmmm. Did somebody say ‘pussy risotto’?"