Maybe truffle oil?
You didnt’ get a water and vinegar salad dressing, by chance?
Look at the bright side…
Next time you’re going down on your girl, you can take a slight pause to exclaim, “Wow, tastes just like risotto!”.
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Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? I’m thinking a nice Chianti, but that’s just me.
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Whichever one gets her drunk the fastest?
what?
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Anybody know what wine goes with vagina?
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Liebfraumilch.
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Eating the rissoto was literally a near-perfect facsimile of having oral sex with a woman…
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I truly hope this doesn’t include the fork or the chewing and swallowing.
Oh, and now I am very close to making up a “Vagina Risotto” song, sung to the tune of “Hakuna Matata.”
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I’ve used bottled clam juice to make risotto.
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Jesus, the last time I saw a line like that it had a fish hook on it. When did Clamato introduce a “bearded” flavor?
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Port.
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Cabernet Sauvignon, wine snobs can tell you this is what is known as a “stiff” wine. Barring that, I imagine a good red would work.
Enjoy,
Steven
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Anybody know what wine goes with vagina?
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The Little Penguin?
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Well… how did your waitress carry it to the table?
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Bwahahahahaha!
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So…um…where is this restaurant located?
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Why?
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So…um…where is this restaurant located?
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Down by the docks, of course.
You guys are all wrong on the wine. Obviously, you want something from the Pouilly Puisse region.
I think I sprained something while attempting to keep my laughter silent. Thanks a lot.
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It was truly a sensuous experience.
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So your food tasted like crotch, and it was sensuous? Whatever floats your boat. I’d recommend that you do not order the sausage there.
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So…um…where is this restaurant located?
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Duh.. at the Y!
I hear the fish tacos are to die for.
Mmm, risottolingus.
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.
Well, pork.
You should try their boxed lunches.
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So…um…where is this restaurant located?
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For some reason I had an image of a new iPhone commercial
"So say you’re watching the porno Pirates on your iPhone or reading the Straight Dope message board.
Mmmm. Did somebody say ‘pussy risotto’?"