[QUOTE=Fish]
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.
Well, pork.
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Train of thought:
Pork.
Pork pork pork.
Swedish Chef.
Swedish Chef tasting the pussy risotto, jumping up, running into the restaurant’s kitchen, grabbing the chef, bending him over the counter, dropping trou, and thrusting madly, yelling, “Pork pork pork.”
It’s fun to be me.
Dude, I can’t believe you ate the hole thing 
[QUOTE=lieu]
Well… how did your waitress carry it to the table?
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ha ha ha ha ha
Did it take you a looooonng time to eat it? Or did you eat it eagerly?
call me.
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Why?
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Cause I want me a big, steaming bowl o’ vag-risotto.
Curiousity got me. I was hoping we could make a joke out of the restaurant’s name.
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]
ha ha ha ha ha
Did it take you a looooonng time to eat it? Or did you eat it eagerly?
call me.
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Hey! I acquired you fair and square!
Vag-A-Roni, the new Chicago treat!
Vag-A-Roni, the flavor can’t be beat!
[QUOTE=Atomicktom]
Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? I’m thinking a nice Chianti, but that’s just me.
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I’d have to go with the 47 pound rooster Pinot Noir by Rex Goliath.
Because IMHO, nothing goes better with vagina than a nice big cock.
[QUOTE=psycat90]
I’d have to go with the 47 pound rooster Pinot Noir by Rex Goliath.
Because IMHO, nothing goes better with vagina than a nice big cock.
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What about a mechanical one?
[QUOTE=Waverly]
So your food tasted like crotch, and it was sensuous? Whatever floats your boat. I’d recommend that you do not order the sausage there.
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Whatever floats your little man in the boat, in this case.
Sure it was fun, but what about your needs? That was some selfish risotto.
This may be my new vote for Best Thread Title Ever[sup]TM[/sup].
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.
[QUOTE=Czarcasm]
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.
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Really? Is there anything in this thread that’s actually about food? 
Eh, whatever.
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
…
Curiousity got me. I was hoping we could make a joke out of the restaurant’s name.
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You were expecting The Pink Taco, maybe?
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Really? Is there anything in this thread that’s actually about food?
Eh, whatever.
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Eating, yes.
Maybe not food so much.
[QUOTE=Wile E]
You were expecting The Pink Taco, maybe?
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And their sports stadium with the retractable roof, quaintly nicknamed the “Space Vulva”.
The best part was when his date said she’d like to experiment with something new and ordered the same risotto.
[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
The best part was when his date said she’d like to experiment with something new and ordered the same risotto.
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shrugs
Any girl is ready to try that risotto after a couple of margaritas. Haven’t you ever watched a Girls Gone Wild video?
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
shrugs
Any girl is ready to try that risotto after a couple of margaritas. Haven’t you ever watched a Girls Gone Wild video?
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Hmph. I never had to get them drunk or even tipsy.
“Hey, this risotto tastes like fresh pussy!”
Almost every guy in the room, and some of the gals:
“I’ll have what he’s having.”
Can you see the ad campaign for that restaurant:
Diners at other restaurants may leave feeling full.
But diners at Cafe Labia leave feeling … satisfied!