It is the taste of the sea.
Ever notice how much a fat mussel resembles a quim? Coincidence? I think not.
Most hilarious thread-move ever.
Okay guys - I think it was the Pink Tacos that did it, but the juxtaposition of an ad for Mexican Haciendas with one for Female Groin Odors almost made me spray coffee out my nose!!!
(Note to self: Stuff like this is why you keep renewing your SDMB membership.)
once while eating Pad tai a female friend of mine says quite loudly in a very small room, “THIS PAD TAI TASTES LIKE PUSSY”
I about friggin cried but she was right tasted like some spicy pussy.
There’s a Japanese bistro near work with a pad thai which is reminiscent of fresh pussy. If you ask them for mild it won’t even burn your mouth. Too bad it’s too damn expensive to go there regularly. I’m not sure why a Japanese place is trying to do Thai, but it has achieved something few places have. I never leave there without spending ~$25 for lunch and a couple big bags of shrimp chips to go. Damn, now I’m hungry.
Enjoy,
Steven
Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina?
Guess you shouldn’t have pissed off the waitress.
I’m a little confused by the “so where is this place?” joke responses to the thread. Would you actually want to eat a food that had the exact same taste? I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it, but you do the deed for the whole experience, and what it does for her, not because the taste itself is all that appealing. It’s not filet mignon or cheesecake. If they made VaginaBar snacks, would you eat them? 
Since none of you can seem to be serious for two minutes. . .
I’m guessing that since it came with the frutti de mar (or whatever), they probably made the risotto with fish stock instead of the traditional chicken stock.
So the real question is : why does all the vagina you’ve eaten taste like fish.
I just want to second Waverly’s suggestion of avoiding the sausage at that place.
Sounds like an infection in that case.
Sayyyy, wasn’t she one of the Bond Girls?
Even if you like the taste, I would think the texture of the risotto combined with that taste would be … offputting.
Clearly vagina is red meat, though if its still rare enough to be bleeding…
[morbid] And we’re sure it’s risotto? Any missing waitresses recently? [/morbid]
I think you are confused with Ris Ottopussy
Oh, HELL yeah! The aroma and flavor are triggers that allow the mind to re-experience the act. The brain is the biggest sex organ in the body – sexually stimulate the brain, and you’re havin’ sex, dude! (At least that’s what my wife says when she has a headache.)
Medium sweet with the merest hint of tart
Hmm, might do in a pinch, but it definitely won’t have the same body, structure, or mouth feel as the real thing.
Note to self: less subtlety on the humor
Why? = “The Y” – same joke as was later delivered by The Duke in log #36. I tell ya, I get no respect.