Why do all episodes of Perry Mason have a murder?

Well, think of this from the writers viewpoint: it’s much easier to make the mystery last for a full book if the witness is dead. Thus murder. If the victim was alive, they could just identify their attacker and the story is over!

The other big group of mystery stories is where something valuable (jewels, bearer bonds, etc.) is discovered to have been secretly stolen from a locked room/secure safe/sealed suitcase. Again, no witnesses, so you can write at least a short mystery, if not a whole mystery novel.

All this talk about murder reminds me of this clip…

B-B-But what about the totally different ones where it was still right there, after everyone thought it wasn’t?

No you aren’t. That was the reason my mom stopped watching the show. She said it was too stupid after a while.

Really? He was one of the few child actors that I could stand. It was a little weird how close those two were though. Nothing kinky, but just ewww…

Were there helicopter parents before there were helicopters?

It was kind of funny once you learned that Raymond Burr was closeted at the time. Really gave another meaning to some of his comments and smiles. Like he was having a private joke.

It’s all Joyce Barnaby’s fault. Every time she took up a new hobby, people started dropping like flies in her vicinity.

Amazingly, she was able to raise a daughter with all of her time being taken up with hobbies, being in a relationship with her policeman husband, and being a serial killer. I salute her time management skills.

When something is a really really important psychological compulsion, you make time for it.

Paul Drake did all the work. And Della couldn’t see past Mason. Her and Paul could’ve been a great duo on their own.

Not so. The solutions were almost always either 1) the object was never there in the first place (basically your ‘stolen before everyone thought it was’ combined with ‘never existed to begin with’ or 2) the object is still there, just hidden/disguised.

Now I have the “Perry Mason” song by Ozzy in my head.

Heheh, and now I have “Perry” by the Butthole Surfers in my head. It uses the theme’s horn riff, but is otherwise unrelated.

Obviously, you haven’t seen all the episodes.

Well, since he was a private instigator who made his money from a percentage of recovered goods for insurance companies, solving murders wouldn’t have benefitted him much.
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You mean like the room sized computer that was really just a fake front?

You mean like this?

Gotta love those corduroy pants and shirts! ha ha

Yeah, I saw that comic cover on the Lileks webpage. It made me laugh for ten minutes.

I was thinking of the valuable book that was in a museum’s display case. And then it was stolen!

Yeah, it was still in that display case.

And also the coin collection that was in a hotel room’s safe. And then it was stolen!

Yes, it was still in that hotel room’s safe.

Also, there was the stage magician who disappeared for real; oh, sure, there were guards at the exits, but — maybe he slipped under the stage, via trap door? Or maybe he ducked backstage, behind the curtain? Or — wait, he’s still there, on the stage, isn’t he?

Holy crap, I must have missed that episode! :astonished:

I guess that rifle wasn’t the only weapon he was packing. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Never mind.

Maybe that’s the plot twist. I thought I was going to be the policeman, but it turns out I am the victim.