I’ve been fairly free these past 14 years on this forum with saying my spouse is disabled, specifically, he has spina bifida. It takes him some time to get up without assistance, even if his ass is literally on fire. What was holding him down was gravity and legs that don’t work very well. By the time his drunk buddies realized he wasn’t kidding around the clothing over his ass was burned away and he had some third degree burns.
But yes, I’ve been engineering this gag for a decade and half, deliberately planting posts about a disabled spouse and a BBQ that happened 40 years ago. Have at it, skeptics.
But hey, let’s get back to tattoos - why do most of them suck? Why would anyone deliberately get permanently embedded in their flesh crap artwork or scrawling, misspelled words? Accidental scarring is one thing but people pay money for what looks like crap to me.
Of course, I defend their right to get the worst artwork imaginable tattooed on their bodies, freedom and all, and I’ll keep my opinion to myself in front of them, but seriously, if you’re paying for it why not go for quality? I’ll give a pass to prison inmates with limited tools but well-off suburban wannabes should have the bucks to get quality tats.