Okay, Mr. Nice Guy, quit scarin’ the Boobs off!
/Now where did I put that blowup doll?
And how can you be so sure I’m going to march up and introduce them? 
Well,I thought we were on fairly good terms already 
Oh, we are- I just don’t want assumptions being made about me.
Oh no one would be assuming anything
We know that already about you,no assumptions need to be made
prepares to dodge safety pin
I’m having a difficult time seeing the down side of this…
Granted, I have a slight BDSM fetish
Others amongst us have SDMB fetishes
Oh, well, I have that, too*. Why else would I be here?
*I have many bizarre quirks and habits
No, no- you’ve already told me safety pins don’t bother you- heaves a bolt of fabric across the room (I’ve been working on costuming Death of a Salesman.)
Pah!missed by miles… throws like a girl…
In order to research this topic,I’ve gone back and found your pics and have found myself strangely drawn to the boob area. The boobs don’t appear to be shy towards men.In fact they appear to be making every effort to come forth and greet me
Just keep thinking that, hon…
Oh I’ll see for myself soon enough darling
To return to the subject, I have noticed that my boobs are not very picky. They like anything that rubs up against them. Men, sweaters, dogs, even doctors. Makes no difference to the boobs. They are brainless tits, but I’m attached to 'em.
:dubious: Oh really?
Hey, you two! Get a room!
And a referee!
Serially, though, if the OP is really asking why boobs like male attention or females are attracted to males, isn’t it obvious? Boobs are secondary sexual characteristics, and the attraction is similar to that of primary sexual characteristics.
Although I suspect society’s expectations are a greater factor to secondaries than mammaries…, uh,… I mean, primaries.
Hey someone noticed
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Boobs like me because I operate on the theory that if the girl they’re attached to isn’t enjoying herself, then I won’t get free rein anymore.
Boobs like men because its us who pay for the clothes that keep them all nice and warmly snuggled up and looking good…
yes, Yes, YES!
uhm, pardon me. I mean you are entirely correct.
I volunteer.