Okay, so maybe I was a bit edgy. Anyway, it was a nice attempt at humor (and I emphasize attempt), but I’m one of those people who tends to get carried away over minor details.
“[He] beat his fist down upon the table and hurt his hand and became so
further enraged… that he beat his fist down upon the table even harder and
hurt his hand some more.” – Joseph Heller’s Catch-22