Why do girls...

Why do girls, these days, have such big breasts–relative to twenty or thirty years ago.(you think I came up with this, nope a guy I work with did) Here’s what I think:
In the past 20 years or so cattle, steer(raised animals we eat) get pumped with hormones, steriods, anti-biotics, ect…–to make them produce more meat, ward of sicknesses ect… Ok, the point is when we go to say “Burger King,” there are hormones in the meat we consume (no joke!). These hormones are causing the girls these days to have more massive mammories then say-- 30 years ago. It’s also probably a reason as to why penicillin doesn’t work much anymore.


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This past week I’ve been sick. Today I’m better. Yup, I drank lots of fluids and got plenty of bed rest. Really did the trick.
Anybody else have luck with that strategy?

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GrammarNinja–I’m glad you feel better. I hate being sick, but the one part I like is the chicken soup. I’m sure it’s all in my head, but I’m convinced that chicken soup will cure the worst cold or flu.

We just bought our oldest son, DJ, a 1993 Ford Taurus. We drove it home last night, and today it won’t start! Bummer. Makes me want to kick the tires again, except out of frustration, oh yeah, we found a nail in the tire too. Rats! This was supposed to be his twentieth birthday gift, would anybody be pleased to get a car if it didn’t run???

Nah, I didn’t think so. Me neither.

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Re the OP:
Higher calorie diets.

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Please do not feed the troll.

Michael This is my first post to you. You Need Help. May I suggest you Admit yourself to a mental Hospital.
You Stupid Idiot. The Female breasts are made up of mostly fat. That is why the small breasted women can breastfeed just as well as the larger breasted women. It is the diet. not the food.
I hope you go away.

BullShit[excuse me], breasts are made up mostly of glandular tissue (your a women and you don’t know this). Glandular tissue is affected by hormones. I’ve also known women that couldn’t produce enough milk in their small breasts to feed their child.

Shit, I’m freaking sick, so you’re not the only one, Grammar Ninja, if that is your real name.

A sick guy with too much work to do, that’s me.


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Were those Howe pliers, Weingardts, 139’s, 142’s, contouring or Tweed pliers?

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A few weeks ago I spent a couple of days in bed ill, and my hair got really tangled. Because of my low blood pressure, I can’t brush my own hair when it is tangled, because I can’t keep my arms over my head for more than a few seconds. So… when my hair gets tangled, it stays tangled (and gets worse and worse and worse) until my husband has time to help me brush it. Tonight he had time! I HAVE HAIR AGAIN!!! WOOHOO!!!

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