I broke my right pinky toe last December by whacking it on my tv stand as I ran around my coffee table to get food during a commercial.
Well, it finally heeled, and then I whacked it on my bathroom door jamb while having a midnight pee.
Not two hours ago I went and whacked it again on my bathroom door jamb. Now the nail is bloody and oh-so painful.
I swear, I should cut the damn toe off with a rusty pair of pruning shears. Grrr!!!