According to my Mom, it’s because they’re jealous.
I get made fun of because I pronounce comfortable “com-fort-a-buhl” and vitamin “vyt-ah-min” 
My friends tell me that I have a dickfor on my forehead. WHAT THE HELL IS A DICKFOR???!?!?!!
My weight and the clothes I wear.
Went through it most of my School carrer from Elementry school to Senior Year
I get teased for being me. Heck, I’ve been teased my entire life.
- I have fangs. Really. Okay, so they’re pointy and stick out crookedly so they look like fangs…
- I have never carried a purse. Instead, I carry tin lunchboxes. I have 23 of them.
- I wear stupid-looking shoes in gym class.
- In 3rd grade I wore Converse shoes, and everyone told me how dumb they looked. I was miserable. Then several years later, everyone was wearing them…but by then mine didn’t fit anymore…
- I refuse to say “Oh my God” due to religious reasons. Instead I exclaim “Heavens to Betsy!” or “Good grief!” Hmmm…now that I think about it, almost everything I say is mocked…
- I hold writing implements in my fist, too. No wonder I always get blisters.
- People make fun of how I talk, because sometimes I’ll lilt unconsciously into another accent, even if it’s just one word. My friend Sarah will never let me forget the day I called her “Sawah” by mistake. or I’ll say something too quietly, and for some reason everyone thinks that I said something completely perverted.
There are about ten million other things, but I’ll stop now.
Because i have a REALLY deep voice
Isn’t that how you’re supposed to say it?
My husband and daughter think it’s a hoot that I usually wind up with something on the front of my shiry when we eat out. Is it MY fault that my tits get in the way?? It’s difficult enough to eat in cramped little booths as it is!!
I think my daughter is jealous, and I think my hubby just looks at my chestal protrusions too much so he notices stuff like breadcrumbs that settle there…
