But I am special because I like my steak bleu and my Buffalo Wild Wings wings “Blazin’” (well, I usually go for “Wild,” next step down, but I’m still more of a man than you are, and my wife is too ;)).
All kidding aside, I used to be one of those people that ordered all of his meats well-done. I attribute it to the constant brainwashing by the USDA and home economics teachers and other well-wishers. The first time I had a good piece of beef that wasn’t burnt to a crisp was entirely an accident. You see, there’s this appetizer in Mexico called “cecina,” which is kind of like beef jerky dried to a crisp. Truly delicious stuff. Of course I couldn’t remember what it was called when I went into the Italian restaurant in Irapuato, barely able to read Spanish. I could make out that one of their appetizers was thinly sliced beef prepared in some manner I couldn’t understand, and so I assumed it was cecina (yeah, even in an Italian restaurant; it was still Mexico, after all). I’d never, ever in my life heard of “carpaccio,” and I was disillusioned when the waiter brought us what looked like raw meat. With my then-bad Spanish I managed to ask if it was raw, and I was told it was, and sorry, but no, he couldn’t ask the chef to cook it a bit for me. The impulse to not eat it due to previously-mentioned brainwashing was overcome by the menu price, and I convinced myself that it was merely the rare portion of a rare steak, and people eat those all the time, and so I had nothing to worry about. Any you know what? I was awesome. I couldn’t believe that meat could taste so good. As it happens the hotel that I lived in in Leon had a steak restaurant underneath it, and we American workers ate there two or three nights per week. That’s where I started to order the center cut (rarer) portions of the prime rib, and ordering prepared steaks slightly less and less done until rare to medium rare was just perfect.
My wife at the point of having gotten married was just like me in the past. Couldn’t stand the sight of red in her meat because she thought it was raw. Having perfected my grill technique on thick, thick ribeyes, though, she’s come around – she just can’t resist the flavor, although I tend to give hers and extra minute or so such that they start to approach medium.
Now my real pet peeve is restaurant cooks/chefs that tend not to trust their customers when they order rare. When I pay $16 to $25 for a steak at a restaurant, you better believe I send it back when it’s overcooked, and I’m generally loathe to send anything back.
Lots of people have hygiene issues, I suppose. Consider that surface bacteria have a difficult time getting beyond the surface in an animal without a working circulatory system, so generally any microbes – if any – that are beyond the surface of the meet are things that don’t cause harm, after all the steer lived with it (and for pork, it seems that commercial animals no longer have trichinellosis; poultry still needs to be well-done, though). Surface bacteria that we worry about it added after the fact due to butchering, handling, exposure to the enviornment, and so on. So, for the most part, cook the outside enough to kill the nasties, and you’ll be okay.
Ground products (hamburger) present a different problem, because all of the surface nastiness is now interspersed throughout the product and has a chance to multiply prior to cooking. When you order less than medium well, anything that’s in there will still be alive and willing to attack you. For me, it’s a tough call. Some places used irradiated meat (I wish this were more popular) and so a delicious medium burger is in order. Others grind their own meat to order, and so the limited surface contamination won’t have a chance to multiply too much before you consume it. It helps that salt and other seasonings kills a lot of bacteria. At home, of course, I either cook my ground-beef to medium-well or better, or “grind” it myself (the food processor comes close; one day I’ll by a grinder at the Good Will or get an attachment for my mixer in order to get a better texture).
Oh, one of the reasons cheaper cuts of meat (such as the pork butt I roasted for 16 hours that only cost $1.50 per pound) are cooked well done is because that’s the point that callogen breaks down and makes the cut appear tender. All of the muscle fibers come apart, and the resulting gelatin makes an excellent lubricant providing a tender-like mouthfeel. Of course the individual fibers are tough as hell; you just don’t notice it.