Why do squirrels put their paw on their chest?
Because it’s so fucking cute. It’s all an act.
…pation.
I wish I’d said that. 
As a matter of fact, I will!
Yes, but, aren’t squirrels also chiroptera?
No, squirrels are rodents. Rodents are not bats, and bats are not rodents. Yes, they’re all mammals. No, not all mammals have the ability to transmit rabies to humans.