Caption The Picture!! (Squirrels)

What’s going on here?

“Demons out! Praise Jebus!”

“When I asked for a bit more foreplay, I didn’t mean you shouldn’t touch me at all…”

Squeeak squeek squeeeeeeeeek!
Translated: I vant to suck your blooood!

“Somebody help! She’s fallen and can’t get up!”



“Hah! Your kung fu is weak!”

This is a simple and common case of a Squirrel Hypnotist and his subject. It is a little known fact that some Squirrels have highly developed skills in hypnotism that they use to learn the hiding spots of other squirrels caches and to convince seniors to feed them every day.

Jim {I’m a squirrel expert because I’m nuts!}

First, I will make this squirrel levitate in mid-air. Then I will saw her in half!

“Hey, are you okay, or should I call the cops?”

“Naw, just make sure you get to work on time.”

This was exactly my first thought.

I give! I give, just don’t tickling me!

The image seems to have moved to here.

I give! I give, just don’t tickle me!

“Does this bug you? I’m not touching you! How 'bout now? How 'bout now? Huh? Huh? Huh? Still not touching you!”

There is a google ad for a squirrel message board.

Question: does this mean that squirrels post there or that squirrels have replaced the hampsters?

I’m telling you right now: You, for one, better welcome your new squirrel overlords.



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