Why do testicals move on their own?

This from someone with the oddly appropriate name Gyrate.

With or without mustard?

As noted earlier, it’s the cremasteric muscle!

E pur si muove :smiley:

Oops! Above quote from http://anatome.ncl.ac.uk/tutorials/inguinal/text/page7.html

Even odder than you realize (check about halfway down the page).

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What is it with scrotum’s and this place, anyway?

Perhaps his surname is “Schwettie”?

Huh, I just gave it a try, and I thought there must be something wrong with my testicles cause they weren’t doing anything, but then they totally started moving around.

That’s fucking whacked.

Pretty fun, tho’.