Pretty sure ‘vagina’ would give you some trouble.
Nope, I’ve no problems with vaginas.
{NJ Accent} Anyway, I’ve got yer vagina, right here, Pal. {/NJ Accent}
And don’t forget the famous actor who appeared on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and admitted that it was very difficult for him, because his first and last names were synonymous with the male penis.
Remember Peter O’Toole???
:smack: 
In an interview in Rolling Stone, US football player Brian Bosworth told of a would-be groupie who walked up to him and grabbed “Coach Johnson” before she even said a word to him.
Wiki has a few more ideas for euphamisms:
* Bethany M
* Big Ben
* Big L
* anaconda
* angry Samoan
* baby-maker
* banana
* beef bayonet
* beef stick
* beef whistle
* beer can
* bird
* bishop
* bone
* boner
* boy- preceding many of the other synonyms, e.g. boycock
* boyhood
* boypole
* bratwurst
* butoh
* choad
* cock
* dick
* dickie
* dinger
* dingus
* dong
* donger
* dork
* dragon
* drunk girls' breathalizer
* fang
* ferret
* fire hose
* fireman
* fishing rod
* franks and beans
* fuckstick
* grapes and banana
* hanging johnny
* Hardy Boy
* Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
* Hooded Warrior
* Hog
* hose
* Jimmy
* John Thomas (dated)
* John
* Johnson, johnson
* joystick
* Kit-Kat stick
* knob
* lance
* lingam
* little Bob (also with any owner's first name)
* little Elvis
* little general
* longfellow
* love muscle
* man- preceding many of the other synonyms
* manhood
* member
* mushroom head
* mutton
* old boy
* old fellow
* old man
* one-eyed milk man
* one-eyed monster
* one-eyed snake
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
* one-eyed cave explorer
* one-eyed love goblin
* one-eyed wonder weasel (or "one-eyed wonder worm")
* panhandle
* pecker
* Pedro
* pee-pee
* peepee (children's term)
* pencil
* Percy
* peter
* pocket rocket
* pole
* pork sword
* prick
* purple-helmeted warrior
* purple headed yogurt slinger
* rock monster
* rocket
* rod
* roundhead
* sausage
* schlong
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
* schwanz, shvantz
* search and rescue team
* short arm
* skin flute
* slim jim
* snake
* tail (remarkably also used for the butt, as in tail-end)
* talliwacker
* tassle
* thing
* thumper
* todger (Australia, UK)
* tonk
* tool
* toot
* trojan horse
* trouser snake
* trouser trout
* (The) True Hero
* tube
* tube steak
* twanger
* two patch
* wang, whang
* wankie, wanker
* wee-wee
* weenie
* wick
* wiener
* willy or willie (children's term)
* wing wang
* winkie
* wooper
* woopy stick 'as sung by the Bloodhound Gang'
* yard
* yingyang
* yogurt gun
* Long John Silver[humoursous-hijack]
Guy goes into a talent agent.
Guy: “I’m looking for someone to represent me.”
Agent: “Well, your resume is impressive. I see you’ve done well on the stage, some small roles on TV. You are handsome. Yeah, I think we can work together. Of course you realize you must change your name, though.”
Guy: “What!?! What’s wrong with my name.”
Agent: “Well, Penis van Lesbian. I mean…”
Guy: "The van Lesbian name has a long and glorious history. I am proud of my family and will never change it! Good day, sir!’
…lets door hit his ass on the way out…
Years later, Agent gets a letter,
"Dear sir,
You may remember me from the time I asked you to represent me. You advised me to change my name. In a huff I left. However, I struggled for a while in my career. I considered your advice and finally changed my name. Success soon followed and I’ve felt guilty that you have not benefited when clearly you were right. Enclosed please find a cheque for $10,000.
Thanks for everything,
Dick van Dyke"
[/humourous-hijack]
Specifically, justices who ruled in favor of community standards for obscenity, plus two noted anti-smut crusaders:
Burger=intercourse
Rhenquist=penis
Whizzer White=vagina
Powells=testicles
Keating=excrement
Father Brown=posterior or anus
It all started with Big Johnson t-shirts. They have been around for years, I bought my first on well over 20 years ago.
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