Why do you idiots think Obama has a chance?

Why do fools fall in love?

I hate it when I leave a thread more confused than when I came in…

In a week we will know. I have a feeling of dread that he will lose. We need another selfish, stupid stumblebum. We have not been laughed at enough for putting Bush in. He has damaged our economy, destroyed our international respect and diminished the status and power of the US. He took the market down and exacerbated the wealth gap beyond what most thought would even be possible. He will pass the baton to another like him. McCain will blow what is left of the treasure and respect in endless ,pointless wars. I hate what is likely to happen.

“HEY, THE PRESIDENTS A NI…(Church bell)…ER!”

“What did he say?”

“He said the Presidents near.”

I’ll be voting for Obama’s white half. If he wins I shall adopt “America- Fuck Yeah!” as my sig.

I was wondering what he was going to call his first 100 days plan.

Life is parody, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Aw, he’s only MOSTLY dead!

I think a lot of people are voting for him because Sarah Palin said he was a Socialist, and to a large segment of the electorate, that is sounding pretty good about now.

In the original, he had a big TEN inch…record of the band that plays the blues.

Adjusted for inflation? Or the era of the LP?

Dude … big johnson.

I had no idea Bob The Builder was on the ticket!?