Why do you keep doing this?

I just need to vent. So give me minute and then you can all go back to your regularly scheduled pit posts. And no I’m not going to name them or link threads. I don’t have a truly personal issue with them. It’s just all the glurge gets a bit tiresome.

There is a poster in GQ who keeps posting one retarded non-sequitur and off the point observation after another, after another, after another, after another like a bored gorilla hurling feces at the wall. Occasionally some little bit sticks but the rest just splatters down to a huge stinking pile of errant glurge on the floor.

And yes I’ve been guilty of making off topic comments and giving a few incorrect answers in the time I’ve been here but for the love of GOD enough already, isn’t your post count sufficiently large at this point!

Why do you have to continue with this online babbling? What the hell is the damned point. For new posters coming in you’re making us all look like idiots and other posters have to warn new people off you. The worst part is not every point you make is off topic or wrong and occasionally you even have some crumb of salient advice but it all gets lost in your reputation for being a human crapwave.

You’re an intelligent person why do you do this to yourself? What is the need to comment on every freakin’ topic under the sun even if you have nothing at all to add other than another post count under your belt?

I’m sorry about that. I’ll try to do better in the future.

I saw a gorilla at the zoo once.

It’s not me, is it?

:frowning:

Give me an ‘h’…

Anyone have an “A”?

I disagree.

N why would you need one?

D - lightful OP, astro

whY?

Because he likes you.

Y’know astro, if you were to click on the button that says “search” at the top of the page, and type in this mystery poster’s name, you could find lots of links and sites. Another handy tip from:

Post-Count Padding Fenris

Oh this is not sounding good at all. Now let me get
this straight. A poster who understands himself but
others dont is a gorilla??

Oh Oh wait. A poster who posts who seems to make no
sense but may be above some of our heads is a gorilla?

Oh no wait somemore, I roo roo seem roooo raaww to
crave a **raawww rooo banana.

Now don’t get mad I couldn’t help myself! :slight_smile:

If you find the third word that rhymes ends in “gry,” Bill Gates and Gerber will send you a gift cwertificate good for $1,000 at Walt Disney World.

Me too.

Never mind.

Wait a minute-Carpenter was banned, wasn’t he?

The only reason I asked is that I have, on occassion, made a few stupid smartass remarks. Not flames, just my usual tongue in cheek blathering.

Carry on.

I can’t believe you fell for that! What you <i>actually</i> get is a $10 GAP certificate and a big hug from a boy with a burlap sack for a body.

Aw crap.

I know it’s not me, despite my post count padding, because I generally don’t know the answers to General Questions. Hell, I can’t answer SPECIFIC questions.

Pacific questions?

Hey, wait, there’s a General Questions forum?

scratches head

Huh, imagine that.

Do they like…ask questions?

dull stare

Maybe I’ll go there…