Dying to make a post count milestone to impress your fellow Dopers-- well let it fly here. It is easier and quicker than struggling to come up with a witty insult for the Pit. Post away my friends- your post count and spirits will soar! 
-me
Geez this is a dumb idea… who cares about how many posts they have anyway?
Woohoo, I’m now at 40 posts, anybody impressed. I didn’t think so. Hey it matches my age. 
Not me!
Geez this is a dumb idea… who cares about how many posts they have anyway?
Geez this is a dumb idea… who cares about how many posts they have anyway?
A triple post padding? The irony, pezpunk!
But, the point remains. If you don’t have anything to say, why waste time and space saying nothing?
<sideshow bob>
Yes, I am aware of the irony of posting in a meaningless post-padding thread to decry a meaningless post-padding thread.
</sideshow bob>
posting without wit?
That’s just plain shameful.
please, don’t throw things
A triple post padding? The irony, pezpunk!
But, the point remains. If you don’t have anything to say, why waste time and space saying nothing?
<sideshow bob>
Yes, I am aware of the irony of posting in a meaningless post-padding thread to decry a meaningless post-padding thread.
</sideshow bob>
wit without posting?
That’s just plain shameless.
please, throw things at elf6c
Well, having recently passed the 1K milestone, thus acheiving Clique[sup]TM[/sup] status, I, for one, am above this sort of thing.
A triple post padding? The irony, pezpunk!
But, the point remains. If you don’t have anything to say, why waste time and space saying nothing?
<sideshow bob>
Yes, I am aware of the irony of posting in a meaningless post-padding thread to decry a meaningless post-padding thread.
</sideshow bob>
Another triple post? The board hates me today.
Apologies all.
Get a life.
Get another life.
Third life?
You know, Arnold and Cajun Man get really shirty when you pull something like this, especially with the server so loaded down and all.
And Unc and Coldfire, well, they get downright NASTY.
So let’s just close it quietly, and you guys promise not to do it again, okay?