No offense to the posters on that thread at the time, but I’d planned on making my 100th post mean something. Maybe a haiku, or an eloquent rebuttal of the theory of creation.
No, I had to fritter it away on a non-event. Proving that Jerry Springer is fake. How much more of a waste could that be?!?
I’m hereby flaming myself, and will accept the flames and taunts of others as penance for my wasteful life.
Go ahead. Tell me to felch a goat. The way I’m feeling toward myself, I probably will, just to spite me.
I know how you feel CPofI I had been planning to start a great thread on my 100th post too, then after reading yours realized that I was already at post 101
Anyone who makes a big deal out of their one hundredth post needs a serious ass kicking.
One hundred? Are you fucking kidding? A paltry sum like that and you get your knickers in a twist? Come see me when you get to one thousand and then we’ll talk.
Also, every post should count. If you’ve been basically posting shit up to that point and then want to make that “one” really count I would be very inclined to hold you down and snickersnag in your face.
It isn’t or shouldn’t be about the number, it should be about the quality. Don’t just run around and post meaningless, dumb assed crap and then think you can save face by posting something worthwhile during a “significant” number.
I don’t give you any credit for that at all. There are posters here with over 2000 posts and I honestly don’t think they are worth shit. Conversely, there are posters here with under 200 and I think they rock. It’s not the number it’s the quality.
So, did I kick you hard enough while you were down or would you like me to come back?
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. You wanna know a post-count sob story? I recently passed 1000… but, due to routine Board maintenance, that number had gone DOWN below 1000 just a couple days later. Did I make a Pit thread? No! I sucked it in, like a MAN!
CPOI-Oh gosh, you made 100 posts… I am so impressed. Allow me to prostrate myself before your glorious self so that I might pay homage… fuck that!
You blew your 100th post, boo fucking hoo.
If you have spewed shit for the first 99 what makes you think you will be able to do any better at one hundred you pathetic sack of camel shit?
Goat felching? You aren’t worthy of that. Go felch a syphilitic lemur instead.
You and the other people who remind the rest of us how many posts you have made chap my pasty white ass and I am running out of my special butt lotion… someone will have to tell me when I hit 1000 cause I don’t pay that much attention. Hopefully I will have posted something worthwhile but if not, what’s the big fucking deal? Does this look like a gathering for Mensa members here?
Fritter fritter fritter fritter…
Barflyer- Post all you want you fucking gnat squicker, keep reminding us and we’ll reserve you an extra special seat here in the PIT.
Byz- You barely grazed him with that. Is your clique wearing you out? All those fawning ass kissers can really tire one out… you can do better. I do agree that you can post shit ad nauseum or make every single post a contribution to the betterment of society. Few, if any are that gifted.
Cut and paste the text of the post to wordpad. Then print it to hardcopy. Then roll the hardcopy of the post into a small straw-like roll. Now pull down your pants and sit on it ( if the roll is too flexible roll it up with a pencil inside). Once properly inserted in your anus, rotate 365 degrees. Let us know how it goes!
Now, now, don’t take on so, son! This place is about fighting ignorance, or at least it’s supposed to be when we’re not dinking around with fun stuff.
Your 100th post was spent exposing Jerry Springer as something lower than pond life? That’s great and appropriate! What could be better?
Don’t sweat the haiku thing, btw. It’s been a while, so it’s probably about time someone starts another haiku thread. Amazing what crass, hilarious things people here found to do with a perfectly fine poetry form.
And VaHermit, threatening to stomp furry bunnies is just wrong. Did anyone ever tell you what Dopers did a perfectly harmless moose?
Last thing I remember about a moose was BlindFaithe slamming a stuffed moose head down on me and waking up an hour later with Nocturne doing some kind of a fertility dance on my head. I barely escaped the bar with my life and spent two days wandering through the woods trying to get the damned thing off my head and dodging bullets from wannabe trophy hunters. It was a very traumatic experience and I still can’t watch a PBS wildlife special without getting the shakes…“Harmless moose” my ass.
