Time for a status check:
I’m at 108 and you’re at 116.
Oh for crying out loud! Post count is not a measure of status, at least not for most. Anybody can put up 1000 posts of shit (and a few have). So relax. Status is what you make of it, stupid is as stupid does. More nonsense cliches as they occur to me.
I can feel it. I’m gonna make it to ten posts. And in record time too. I want a party. And I want balloons. And I want clowns, and I’m inviting everyone regardless of whether you’re vaguely creeped out by them. And when I get 15, I expect my status to increase accordingly. I can’t believe no one gave me accords for my fifth post. Honestly people, have a little love.
Fuck off Prince. I got FLAMED for trying to celebrate my 100th freakin post, in MPSIM Fuckin’ S.