Alternatively, that stinky feet study found that several compounds, including gerinol, inhibited the isovaleric acid production that cause stinky feet, so maybe eating some of this candy would help.
You may have one of those smelly cyst-like pimples behind your ears. If you do, they are removed by a doctor; not through over-the-counter topical treatments.
Are you sure that is really soap you are using? Block Velveeta cheese can easily be confused with some types of fancy soap and will cause that problem.
I just wanted to say, I get grossed out every time I see this thread title come up when someone posts in it. 
And now I have this irrepressible urge to scratch’n’sniff behind my ears now…:smack:
How could you read this thread and not do a personal sniff test?
For the record, I have no detectable behind-the-ear odor.
I tested myself. Smells pretty gouda.
<WASHES Shagnasty OVER THE HEAD WITH A WET TROUT>
I have noticed the backs of my ears smell like Doritos :o
Well, now we know who keeps passing out in the chip bowl…
Many thanks to DSeid for providing a most GQ-worthy answer.
I would have given a better answer if I could edit my original post. Nevertheless!
Cyst like blemishes stink very badly; described as ‘feet-like’, etc. The location you mention is also a common problem area for them.
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Dang, when I saw that Qadgop had posted, I was hoping that he’d give suggestions for crackers and wine to go with it.
Well, your ears should meet my Fritos feet, and we’d dip them in OP’s nose.
Crazyhorse will invite some women over to meet OP for another style of onion dip. For desert, we’ll have chocolate from Not Dennis.
The roses on the table will be set by Seid.
I like how I have to wade through pages of stupid jokes to get a real answer. It’s like the Where’s Waldo of crap.
Yeah, and the actual scholarly answer courtesy of DSeid gets pretty much ignored, too.
It’s what GQ has come to, all too often.
33 posts makes “pages” for you?
Yes, there was this guy named Cecil who would provide factual answers to peoples questions but he had a horrible tendency to interject humor into his replies. Very annoying.
Yeah, I’m glad that guy hardly posts anymore. I’m here for dry answers and facts, not entertainment.
Mine has aromas of dark berry, some plum, chocolate and long finish of smokey coffee bean. Very approachable.
Do note however that the great old Cecil answers actually answered the questions … with humor.
The complaint was about the plethora of posts that only make jokes.
Why he’s complaining about it over three months later, I don’t know.