This guy, we
ll call him Frank, works where I work. Frank is about 6 feet tall and probably 320 pounds. Most of his weight is strategically located around his waist area. I would say around the belt line but this guy will not wear a belt. Frank is a construction worker and during the course of the day spends a lot of his time on his hands and knees.......you know where Im going with this.
Frank, with amazing consistency, will have a good 3.5 inches of the famous "plumber
s butt" exposed throughout the day. He has good days and bad days depending on his choice of cover but theyre usually bad days ( for the rest of us anyway). Mind you, he works in high traffic areas and there happen to be some women ( some good looking) that end up walking past him throughtout the day.
Why does Frank allow this to happen? ( Not the part about the good looking women walking past him, the part about his crack showing all the time.) Does he not care? Not know? What does his wife think? Can such a person be approached?
I was thinking of going to the store, getting a cheap belt (or a can of spackle) and then placing it in his lunch box. He would probably get the message. Maybe put a note in with it so it would look like his wife left it there for him. If not from his wife, then from an anynomous co-worker.
What should the note say and how should this sticky situation (sorry) be handled?
I would like info regarding your experiences with this problem.
You displayers o` crack out there, shame on you! What are you thinking?