Why don't public schools teach good looks?

[skdo23]

@TheSundial

Why don’t public schools teach good looks?

To be fair, when I was in high school I learned that by drinking alcohol I could at least make other people look good.

[Senegoid]

@skdo23

To be fair, when I was in high school I learned that by drinking alcohol I could at least make other people look good.

Did you learn this in school, or from listening to Country/Western radio?

The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time.

[Count_Blucher]

@Senegoid

Did you learn this in school, or from listening to Country/Western radio?

The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time.

…Or this…

[dropzone]

@CookingWithGas

After I read this I tried rubbing my inner ear but my eardrum got in the way.

You have to push harder to get past it.

[Boyo_Jim]

Imagine the trauma of the kids who fail the “Look Good” course.

[Anaamika]

@Lowdown

I’m attractive. It’s great. As a child, I spent countless hours squishing my face and head just-so. Took a couple decades to pay off but man was it worth it. To be fair though, I didn’t learn it in school. Which is the OP’s point, I guess. My parents showed me how because they love me. I just assume all ugly people (and there are a lot of you) were adopted.

OMG, I am adopted. :eek:

[gigi]

@Boyo_Jim

Imagine the trauma of the kids who fail the “Look Good” course.

It is graded on a scale of 1 to 10.