Every day. Every fucking day. I turn the corner into the science hallway to go to chemistry, and there they are. For the love of god, we don’t want to see you making out in the halls. Even if you were an attractive couple we wouldn’t want to see that. But no, you’re two of the ugliest human beings at our school. I don’t know why or what it is about ugly people that makes them feel like it is necessary to be all over each other all the time, but for some reason it doesn’t happen with good-looking people. Seriously, it’s not like it happens less with attractive people - it just does not happen. It’s great that you found someone as ugly as yourself to share your life with, but cmon, be considerate. If you were to see someone so hideous that they out-ugly you making out with someone of the opposite sex in the halls, wouldn’t you be appalled?
To clear up any confusion, I’m in high school. (if you couldn’t tell.)