Lando helped destroy the Death Star, with a colt 45 on his hand.
The Death Star got destroyed? How about a spoiler tag here, people!
Now, I’m off to watch Titanic before someone ruins it for me.
Throw us a bone here - it’s late…
Are you serious? Start at the top and read the bold letters like you would read anything else, across and right.
Here’s the deciphered translation:
Kill all the negroes
Funny that she said it, because if I had even had a brief image of that in my mind I’d have been Pitted for racism.
What about Mace Windu? That Jedi is one bad muf…
No kiddin’ eh??
At any rate, enough with my movie pet peeve, what movie trends bug YOU all???
They do, though. White people, too. And Asians… why, they drop dead all the time. Yep, it’s gonna get us all.
Anyhoo, one thing I’ve noticed is that comic relief never dies. The homeless black guy in The Day After Tomorrow was allegedly funny (I didn’t see his charms, myself) so I knew he was gonna make it. Ditto the black nerd, who was safe as soon as he made his nerd joke. The survival-minded black cop, though, was toast city.
Personally, I’d like to see Anakin’s descent to the Dark Side start with him slaughtering Jar-Jar like a hog, but I expect the audience’s cheers would drown out the dramatic music.
Scream 2 was a shitty, shitty movie, and I was dragged to see it at the theatre.
That being said, I thought the scene where the black guy leaves as soon as the first person gets killed was pretty funny.
My god, Juanita, it’s more widespread than you led us to believe!
And damn, a white man was listed first in the credits! Is there nothing The Man won’t do to keep the brothahs down?
Otto, c’mon, man. Open your eyes. Who’s the first person listed in those credits? Tom Arnold. Tom Arnold! He co-starred with Arnie in True Lies, man!
Okay, seriously, that is weird.
Cleavon Little rode into the potential disaster of Rock Ridge, and ended up leaving in a limo!
More seriously, wasn’t Sidney Poitier facing personal disaster sitting in that train station in Sparta?
Hold me I’m scared…
Otto, we will get through this. Well, you will. I’m black and, well, we all know how it turns out for me.
Nah, you’re a black female, so you’ll end up as the exotic romantic interest for the white hero, plus you get to wear thigh-high boots and lots of furs and designer fashions.
I’m a gay guy, so not only do I get killed off (Will Patton in The Punisher and No Way Out, Jack Cassidy in The Eiger Sanction, but I have to be the twistedly sadistic henchman who’s secretly in love with the villain.
You think that you’ve got it bad? I’m British for fucks sake. I got NO chance.
I do get to be eeeevil though, so it’s not all bad.
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Well, it depends–if you have a posh public school accent then you get to be the supervillain stroking your white Persian cat as you explain your plan to kill Mr. Bond, but if you have a lower class accent–Cockney, Scouse, or heaven help us, Yorkshire–you’re stuck being Henchman #3.
Ah, so nothing changes, then. Cool!
See if you can manage to become a flamboyant cross-dressing celebrity of some sort (The Fifth Element), or perhaps JuanitaTech’s sassy best friend, and you might, just might, escape under the “comic relief” clause. Viewers may wish you dead, but that’s their problem!
I am actually part Transylvanian.
Sooooo…
I am the Monster!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!