I’ve seen and used one over 50 ft. LONG. I think it was the Atlanta Braves Stadium.
Lots of room to spread out. One height fits all but midgets and the tall man.
**Why don’t urinals go to the floor anymore? **
Oh, they’re still around. Some old sports complexes still have them, as do places that have to service a lot of urinaters 
at once. I was just at the L.A. Convention Center and the urinals go to the floor. Must admit that the newer ballparks don’t have them anymore. They’re definitely more efficient.
It’s clear to me that pre-school boys do no have much clout in our society anymore.
Sitzen zu pikeln
I know this was said in jest, but a girl could run while peeing as well, and probably only get slightly more messy than the guy. The phrase “pissing into the wind” comes to mind.
The only way I can imagine that is possible if the girl in question is standing on a subway grate.
most of the ballparks I’ve been in have a trough.
Nothing like watching that seventh inning tidal wave build from the ends toward the middle, then collide in a maelstrom of warm, foaming yellow before it gurgles down the drain.
It’s tolerable if you have ever lived in a barracks.
Yeah but can she writer her initials in the snow?
I’m very confused. Or I’m getting whooshed.
Are you trying to say girls can’t pee while running? If you say they can’t because they’d get it all over themselves this is true, but also applies to men, unless I suppose you have a super soaker range on that thing.
Women are terrible pee-ers. Bitches just need to sit their asses down, goddamnit! But this brings to mind a piece of graffiti I saw in a public ladies loo the other day…
“If you hover while you piss
Here’s a tip for if you miss
Grab some towel in hands or feet
And wipe the motherfucking seat!”
The meter’s a bit off, but I so dearly wanted to copy it and paste it on the loo doors here at work.
My local Costco has the down-to-the-floor type.
Wow. You’d need to drink a LOT of beer to chase the blue cubes all the way down to the drain on that mother.
How can a girl piss into the wind without any pointable plumbing?
Or put out a camp fire by peeing on it?
I give unto you, the Whizinator.
Public outrage prompts removal of urinal shaped like a woman’s mouth.
Looks like a Rolling Stones album cover to me.
I was thinking Macaulay Culkin.
Back in at least 1996, the public men’s room at Windsor Castle didn’t even have urinals, just a tiled wall with drains and a trough at the bottom and dripping faucets at the top to wash everything down. I’d imagine that it would still be the same today.