Why don't we use bidets in the US?

OK, I admit that I’m fascinated by this topic… but I need some more info. So for someone who regularly uses a washlet, particularly without flushing, please explain:
(1) how you aim? Do you just have to always shift back and forward so that you’re within a few inches of the same position over the bowl, so the stream of water doesn’t go shooting up between your legs or whatever?
(2) how do you know you’re clean? (ie, the equivalent of wiping until there’s, uhh, nothing left to wipe)?

So brave. After all, bidets are everywhere in less uptight, less provincial places like the UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland … :rolleyes:

In all seriousness, the US went through a bidet phase in the late 1970s and early 1980s, when many homebuilders included them as standard equipment in the master bathrooms of new houses. More often than not, homeowners removed them.

Glad to help.

(1) There is a small wand that comes out from the back and under the seat when you press the button; this wand has a setting for front cleaning (for ladies) and rear cleaning (for everyone). It comes out maybe three inches total, and the water is aimed somewhat forward of the wand’s position. On mine, you can make the wand oscillate a little, which helps. You hold your natural position, it’s not a huge thing, there’s no danger of it shooting up between your legs. However, I often have to wiggle around a little to make sure it hits all around where there might be stuff.

(2) Experience. That’s why I said above that I don’t use the dryer, because the water doesn’t always get every little bit of stuff. So if there is a little left after you have turned off the wand, along with the water that hasn’t dripped off yet, one swipe with toilet paper takes care of it all. Most of the time you only get dampness on the toilet paper anyway.

There is a very smart retailer of plumbing fixtures here in San Francisco that has their public restrooms fitted up with these, so that people can try them before they buy. Maybe there is one where you live who does that. Really, it’s hard to imagine how it works and how it feels until you’ve tried it.

p.s. I’m not sure what you mean by “particularly without flushing.” You flush the toilet when you’re done with this process, just like you would if you didn’t have a Washlet™.

well I use soap when washing so I’m thinking a cleansing wipe would be the more logical approach. the idea of splash-back on the nozzle makes me cringe. Unless there’s a chemical wash cycle I’m not keen on the idea.

I remember going to Italy with friends, and in our hotel room bathroom we had a bidet. I joked I should wash my hands in it, and my friend said to me, giggling, that “I think that’s something for washing your bum!”

Right. I shouldn’t have said “several”. More like 2 feet. Easily reached while still sitting down.

Just do a google image search for “bidet”. You will see both kinds.

When I first installed it, I “audited” the performance afterwards with toilet paper to see how good a job it was doing. Once I was satisfied that it was doing a good job of cleaning every time, I didn’t need to check anymore.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered one in Thailand. They do appear in toilet showrooms, but you’d probably have to check into a five-star hotel to find one or visit someone living in a mansion. Japan is the only place over here I’ve routinely found them.

Aw, did you take offense? So sorry. I’ll rephrase: “'Mericans is great! Yee haw!”

Got a cite for that? I think very few homes have EVER been built with bidets as a standard feature in the U.S.

Thank you, I do see both kinds. They also include images of the Washlet type as well.

I have never actually encountered the original kind of bidet myself. But having had a Washlet for the past few years, I don’t ever want to go back.

That’s my take. If I only took a shower once or twice a week I could see the need for a special butt washing fixture.

I don’t think that’s it. The Japanese are actually pretty nuts about bathing, and they also love the bidets. Besides, I don’t really understand the argument - seems to go something like this: “Since I shower regularly, I don’t need to get my butt really clean after I defecate.” But assuming you shower once a day, if you use the toilet that day, you’re still going around the rest of the day, and all night, with a dirty butt. I suppose you could time it so you always do #2 right before you shower, and trust that you will never have to do #2 at any other time of day, ever:confused: - but I think I’d rather have all that feces washing down into my toilet than into my shower stall.

“Dampness” is a bit of an understatement. We have a Washlet at our house, and it leaves my nether regions completely wetted; it’s difficult to dry off without leaving bits of disintegrated toilet paper spread around on my skin.

Even with the narrowest nozzle setting?

Also, high-end Washlet models have warm-air dryers built in.

I want a bidet. We’re about to kick-off a project to remodel a portion of our 2nd floor including a new master bathroom. Sadly, it is looking like the bidet is not going to make the cut as we have other items that are higher on the “must have” list.

And yes, I know about the washlet seats that several posters have mentioned. I just honestly do not like the way they look. They’re not aesthetically appealing to me.

The Japanese seem to have an anal fixation. Bangkok has quite a few massage parlors that specialize in prostate massage and other anal excitements, and without exception the main target group is Japanese businessmen.

Longish previous thread on the topic

The word sound kinda weird; “bidet”. I’d feel strange saying it during any sort of conversation.

Wouldn’t this be uncomfortable unless there is a small heater built in, especially in winter?

Getting soaked with cold water on your butt, well I guess you could use it to shock yourself awake.