Why hasn't someone started a food fight this year?

Darn it! I was waiting for someone’s dinner thread, so I could fling some mashed potatoes or something, but I guess I’ll just have to sit here with this big meal. All alone. By myself. Nobody to mess with. Whine, whine!!!

Baker, whatever you do, just don’t start throwing the “whine, whine”, I hear it stains horribly:D