Why hasn't there been a Hollywood film about Typhoid Mary?

“So this chick is running through the streets and everyone she meets dies? It’s a race against the clock?”

“Not exactly. She doesn’t wash her hands after taking a dump and people get a fever and shit themselves for a couple of weeks. About 15% die.”

“Make them turn into zombies and we have a deal.”

Hollywood doesn’t like to do historical dramas based on actual people from that time period all that much. Very few films based on “regular” people from that era get made.

If someone wrote a script for Typhoid Mary, it would soon end up being re-written and re-written until it’s another Outbreak or Contagion type film.

“You see, it’ll sell more tickets. No one cares about some sick old lady from like a hundred years ago, but if you make it Ebola and set in LA, you might have something.”

(I’d love to see a really good new movie made about Nellie Bly. But it probably won’t happen. “No one cares about some … .”)

The portrayal in The Knick was interesting. The public health inspector and a crusading socialite were trying to get her locked up as a public health hazard, but the judge didn’t understand how she could be dangerous, given that she was asymptomatic.

Yes! And with a Don LaFontaine “In a world…” trailer: “In a world where cooks were many and clean hands were few enters a man …”

You may have something there: the last I recall was Gangs of New York.

Yeah, period films tend to be more expensive and difficult to shoot than contemporary ones, and period dialogue and behavior are a research-intensive PITA for scriptwriters.

I knew I saw a very good PBS docu about it, but I didn’t think it was back in '93*!* The 2004 episode of NOVA, The Most Dangerous Woman in America, is the closest thing you’ll get to a bio-film, and like I said it’s really good.