There is no depth to which he will not sink, no level of willful ignorance he is unable to embrace. It astounding, really. I see him, over and over, repeat this performance, but every time I am repulsed anew.
Let us all take a moment to feel pity for whoever has to spend holidays listening to it in person, and is denied the mercy of being able to scroll past the bile.
That makes them even more liberal then.
Hi, guys! I was just on my way to the “Make Abortion Mandatory” meeting from my doctor’s office after picking up my medical marijuana and stopped by just to see what’s happening.
So… what’s happening?
Troll starts thread. Troll leaves thread. Troll doesn’t return to thread. In other words, business as usual.
A crude, yet still apparently effective, strategy. And I thought this place had a reputation for being brighter than the average message board.
Both Jewish, so same difference. 
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Anyone see where I put those damn goalposts?
You forgot the “Long-term dipshit continues to spew ‘facts’ from his own reality that have no basis anywhere else, thereby keeping the thread going in the absence of the original troll” part.
Difference is, we all know what’s going down, and are exploiting the trolls’ efforts for our own amusement. Note the distinct lack of outrage, and the preponderance of chortling that replaces it.
… Our troll …
We’re gonna need a bigger thread.
That’s why I keep coming back to it: the amusement factor.
When does liberalism corrupt our precious, precious bodily fluids? Our essence?
:dubious: You do have to at least buy it a drink first!
This.
Plus, if you’re going to do an over the top rant, it should be funny. Your stuff isn’t.
When I read through (alright, skimmed through) the OP, I took it as a whoosh. Not real funny maybe but, still a whoosh.
But I see the majority here are taking it as intended to be serious. Please tell me everyone else here is wrong. That’s not too much to ask, is it??
Hahahaha…I know voting exams are illegal…I just think they ought to be brought back.
Of course! I’m sorry, I feel like such a cad.
Are you laughing as you type “hahahaha,” or are you dictating?
As I’ve said elsewhere, I’m all for it, and we should make them difficult and fact-based about voting law and history. There’d never be another ignorant, reactionary twit elected anywhere in the US, because the majority of Republican voters would fail the tests. The liberals would reign supreme for pretty much all time if that happened.
Obviously, you don’t care enough to have returned to the thread and answered the (admittedly, few) questions that were asked about your view.