Why I hate apples (long)

I’m sure they appreciate the gravity of the situation.

Pssst…it’s Johnny.

Well, how do ya like… oh, skip it.

It’s an apple…that smells like a grape! They don’t exactly taste like grapes, though. They taste like a very tasty apple. They weren’t much more expensive than regular apples here, though.

Tried to compose a longer reply, but I’m on the iPad.

All I can do is hunt and pectin.

:smiley: