I’m sure they appreciate the gravity of the situation.
Pssst…it’s Johnny.
Well, how do ya like… oh, skip it.
It’s an apple…that smells like a grape! They don’t exactly taste like grapes, though. They taste like a very tasty apple. They weren’t much more expensive than regular apples here, though.
Tried to compose a longer reply, but I’m on the iPad.
All I can do is hunt and pectin.