Gosh darnit.
The first time I sent out your box of elephantine goodness, it came back to me seriously damaged, without its addres label.
So I shipped it out again, letting uncle Rue know.
It’s been quite a while now. It should be there by now, even if you are far far far away. It BETTER get there and not have been lost in the depths of the multiple oceans it had to cross to get to you.
I suspect they are holding it in quarantine at this rate…
Because of this, I’m putting together another box-o-pachiderm goodness for you, so you get a double elephant whammie.
Let me know when it arrives.
Elly
Hmmm…
I’m an Aussie…
I’m near the couch (I don’t classify myself as being on the couch, because I knew the elephant had gotten lost - elephants can have a terrible sense of direction at times)…
Rue sent me an email saying the elephant had returned to sender…
This can only mean one thing…
Woohoo! My elephant’s on the way! Watch this space, I’ll post as soon as it gets here 
Don’t worry about the second box - I knew it would take a while, because of distance, so I’m not at all worried (but Rue is collecting names for WE3a, he might appreciate the elephant heading in that direction).
Thanks for letting me know - and thanks to thinksnow for starting it off and Rue for elephant wrangling!