Woo-hoo. Just got my white elephant swap assignment, time to start gathering the junk.
Thanks ts!
One box of crap headed out of country, soon.
May be a week or so before mine gets out. I still have room in the box. 
One package of ju–cra–STUFF being assembled to head out of country!
Thanks a bunch, ts!
<mwahahahaha>
I’ve been collecting a few choice items in a box that my cat insists on being in. The victim I’ve got will get some cat hair as an added bonus, but I promise, no hairballs!
I hope all my great stuff is appreciated. [sub]Someone is really going to hate me for this. [/sub] 
I hope to have my goodies boxed and on the way by the end of the week. And by “goodies”, I don’t mean goodies so get your mind outta the gutter…
hmmm - look what I just found on the desk - that can go too… hehehehe
Ooo somebody’s in for some delicious crap!
I only received a name and address – no SDMB username. So, while I know who my person is, I don’t know who my person is.
Well, regardless, I’m sure New York will never be the same.
::getting mind out of gutter::
HOT damn! Now to cater my junk to this specific person’s… um…, how shall we say…, personality?
::note to self, review USPS restrictions on mailing hazardous goods::
Well, dang, I was gonna start a “Te Elephant is Out and Running” thread, but it’s taken me this long (one hour, 45 minutes) to send out all the info!
Okay, so if anyone has not received any info and thinks they should have, email me ASAP. Who knows, I might have missed you. [sub]There were, afterall, exactly 100 Dopers in this round![/sub]
Whoa nelly…Someone is gonna get some stuff so cool that everyone will be super jealouse heh heh heh
Well, thanks for all of the work, thinksnow, this will be great fun, all thanks to you.
Time to make a box!
I’m sending mine out in a week, so that I can “contemplate” the junk I’m going to send. The only problem is that I don’t know my person that well, but I don’t fret too much. I’m good at giving out stuff.
thinksnow, you are the best. I know this was a boatload of work, and to do it without pay not once but TWICE makes you the studliest of the studly.
Yeah, what she said.
Hey, bean, do what I did. Print off their profile (if they’ve got one) or take a peek at some of the threads they’ve posted to. That helped me.
I’m one of the ones thinksnow missed. I’ve emailed you, ts, with my IRL addy, but wait!! there’s more!! Um, that doesn’t mean someone didn’t get me. Rest assured, whomever (whoever?), as soon as I get an addy, your box will fill up :D.
dob
Searches frantically for suitably trashy things to send
Woooo!
I was SO glad to get my lucky victim’s name! I have a smallish pile of crappola sitting on my table and I’ve been waiting to box it up, address it, and send it. My box is not going out of the country but nearly so – couldn’t get any further away from me and still be in the continental United States.
:: rubbing hands together :: I’m so glad I’m one of the Easily Entertained – this is so fun! 
Nope, dob, I sent your elephant info to the evwin@co… email add’y and someone has, as I type this, your number, too.