The Elephant Has Landed!

Disregard my previous post! I figured it out. (Duh!)

Oh goody! I’m trading in some old crap for some new crap! This is gonna be great! [sub]Please don’t hate me, o receiver of my crap[/sub] Gathering a stunning array of “treasures” as I type this, will be sending by the end of the week.

As sent to me my person has the same first and last name. Unsure whether this is a username or not, but the clue is that the person lives in a western Saintly state. I’m going to send it to this double-name and the address will surely work. Do you LIKE FRUITCAKE???Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now you will live in fear!!!

I almost hate to part with some of this gloriously useless crap. Someone is going to be mortifi… THRILLED.

katie

Thank you ts. Treasures to be sent soon.

Oh the evil that is being plotted this day against someone living north of Texas !

Dear reciever of my package, know I have always admired you from afar, and now I have the chance to prove my love .
(And some people wonder why one of the LIONsob’s favorite phrases is “Women is vicious” Bwahahahahahahahahaha Who did that old song Indiana wants me, Lord I can’t go back there ? Bwahahahahahahaha )

My package will be mailed soon very soon. Bwahahahahahahahaha

(Note to self, enough of the evil laughter already ! )

I’ve done that, but my person doesn’t post much, I don’t think. I’ll go back and do further searching. I should update my profile in case the person who has me is clueless.

Aw, c’mon, folks… clues don’t matter. Profiles don’t matter. All that matters is getting your unique excess property into the hands of another. Seems to me, the less appropriate, the more fun…

Except for the person who gets me. Just think CHOCOLATE!!!

:smiley:

I’m thinking eclectic for my lucky recipient…

Let the closet cleaning begin!!! Ladies and germs, start your pickins’!

Thanks, thinksnow for your hard work. Too bad you didn’t include your address so all one hundred of us could have sent you a piece of cr…uh, a present as well!

Later!

:SilkyThreat runs giggling hysterically to the kids’ rooms, the shed and the Goodwill box…:

[QUOTEToo bad you didn’t include your address so all one hundred of us could have sent you a piece of cr…uh, a present as well![/QUOTE]
This came up last time, kinda tongue-in-cheek, I thought, but who knows. Personally, I didn’t do all this so I could reap a ton of stuff (goodness knows I’m a packrat already!), but I appreciate the intention so thanks.

Tell you what, just keep it in mind if we ever meet and buy me a drink of your choice (hint: ts likes rum), that’d make me happy. :smiley: Actually, just try to make any DopeFest, meet some Dopers, it’s a good thing.

Oh thanks, what a way to put it:eek:!
Did you get my email asking you to please send it to dobbin_00@hotm… as I do not use evwin…? As of this moment, only you can preve… um, know who might get disappointed.

:smiley:

Okay, dob, I’ll fire that off tomorrow morning (the info is on my work computer.) I don’t recall anything about the other email, though I might have glossed over it.

Everyone that has emailed me so far asking to be withdrawn from this round (3 people, don’t worry folks!) has been and their people have been re-assigned, so in case I didn’t email you, no worries.

Crap locked and loaded.

Coming soon at a post office near you - a box of crap from Canada.

:smiley:

Off to the post office tomorrow.

Nyeh nyeh… the best 15 bucks I will have ever spent on postage to get rid of some… treasures. Yeah.

E.

1 box of prime, grade-A, all around good stuff wrapped and addressed. It’ll be going out the door Friday. (No underpants included.)
-Rue.

Heh, this should be good.

[sub]And the best part is that they all have my address, they just think it’s someone else…I’m going to have it all! Mwuhahahaha…*![/sub]

Uh, so…yeah, send those packages as soon as you can, m’kay?

::bowing before the Mighty Elephant Wrangler::

One box of pachyderm crap goin’ out tomorrow. Blessings upon your head, thinksnow. What the hell, blessings on the rest of your person, too.

that made me laugh!

Yah, I got my Big Box O’Crap sorted out last night. Of course, I discovered that I need a bigger box. Plus a second mortgage to mail it out.
However, /Wayne Campbell/ it will be mailed. Oh yes, it will be mailed. /WC/
East Coast (sort of)…watch out!
Personally, ts, I think all of us should contribute one item to go into a White Elephant Box for you!

Anyone interested? If so, email me and I’ll send you my addy - I’ve got ts’s address [sub]muwhahahhaaha[/sub] and I’ll compile the box if you’ll send the “treasures”. :smiley:

I might be regretting the fact that I just mailed an entire set of 'N Sync collectible marionnettes to jarbaby a few weeks ago. What a sparkling addition they’d make to my present collection…

I packaged up a box to send a few weeks back, and after I made it impossible to reopen, I realized I didn’t put my name in it, or the stories behind all my crap. I don’t even remember what was in there, so I’ll be surprised along with my recipient :slight_smile: