I had a huge party last night. I stayed in my hot tub for about an hour and a hlaf while the year changed. Everyone was naked. Hot naked girls. Not so hot guys (but doable). Someone yelled the count down at us, we drank and sprayed champange. We continued to drink, I had a few bottles of wine in the tub. Then we smoked mad mad weed. The naked girls gave me and other frequent nudy hugs and the occasional fondle. More drinking. My friend’s Justin and Chris playing “Mr. Periscope” and the “Slappy Game.” More weed, more drinking. Stumbling, splashing. In the hot tub, forever. Till the party was over. Then they were gone.
Ejaculation Station.
ON AIM
Pat d Bat: i put a new thread up
Pat d Bat: I kick ass
BornDodgy: what thread?
Pat d Bat: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53430
BornDodgy: poon… you ll soon be called a troll
BornDodgy: just so you know
BornDodgy: 
Pat d Bat: what’s a troll?
BornDodgy: you must know what a troll is poon! I have too much of a headache to find out if you are being sarcastic
BornDodgy: …
Pat d Bat: I know what a troll is, but not i nthe context of the newsgroup
Pat d Bat: your friends hate me I hate them I make them dead!
BornDodgy: 
that would be trollish behaviour then
Pat d Bat: 
Pat d Bat:
BornDodgy: would you kill me if I pressed submit now?
BornDodgy: (of course you dont know what I am submitting)
Pat d Bat: no killing
Pat d Bat: i am just a sad little boy
so I will not be killed for posting this, huh?
Uhmkay…
dodgy
PS: He is not trying to be a troll… he cant help it…