Why I would vote for Trump

C: “Donald, I seem to recall at my last birthday party you mentioned LIKING Mexicans”
T:“Mexican food! You were serving fajitas!”
C:“That’s not how I recall it”
T:“Ok, maybe Salma Hayek was part of the conversation as well”
C:“Oh yeah, that was it. Her dad was Lebanese, you know”
T:“No kidding? Didn’t know that”
C:“That was a fun party though”
T:“Yeah, thanks for the invite”
Moderator:“Excuse me candidates, if we can get back on track. The question was about the federal minimum wage…”