I am here because this board is like a giant, interactive soap opera. I’ve grown to know, like and appreciate the people on this board and now my day doesn’t feel complete if I don’t get my daily fix. Dammit I love you guys. {{{sob}}}
Oh, yeah I can learn something sometimes.
Keith
“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly
I like it here because you all seem pretty normal (can you believe it?). Most of you seem like people I’d like to have as friends IRL. There’s always a good conversation going on and usually one that really makes me stretch my brain.
(I refer to my dictionary frequently when posting here, also)
I’m here for the unadulterated flow of information that people so freely post up on a public message board. I don’t know about anyone else, but I have every bit of information, personal and scientific, cross-referenced and catalogued on a very extensive database system…
Excellent…
THAT is why I am here. I love to read prose like that. Such unabashed bashing… such absolute, cynical superiority. I love it!
I read what’s on this board and laugh, out loud, several times a day. It’s refreshing, honest and totally enlightening and uplifting.
BTW, I also LOVE the fact that most of the people who hang out here are smarter than me. I don’t get to hang around with many people that fit that description. 
PS - If I am ever feeling down, three short words are all I need to cheer myself back up. Three little words, fired off as a parting shot aimed at unsuspecting idjits everywhere… one line of quiet, dactylic wonder… “lick my bag”
THANK YOU!!
“I was not making fun of you personally; I was heaping scorn on an inexcusably silly idea – a practice I shall always follow.”
-Robert A. Heinlein