Only if it involves dirty, nasty, ferocious animals!
Yes, if you hold me up to the light in the right way, I will give off a spectrum of colors. 
Taste the rainbow!
Good idea!
Awesome, awesome.
Yes. That’s what I mean.
What I have notice:
-Small young Asian and white chicks: Very squeeky
-Old men of any race: Very loose
-Old women: Long and airry
-Overweight black chicks: Clappy
Can we also limit her posting to once a week?
Sista to sista. Why you gotta hate?
She is as wildly entertaining as a train wreck so please don’t ban her.
Ever been in a train wreck? Fun factor tends to vary.
This is true. I went to a Train concert once and it wasn’t fun at all.
You are true sugar in a board full of saccharin 
Diamonds02 is like a pretty flower, that smells bad. But if you find this flower along the side of the road while you are on your way back from delivering pizza, you might be able to pick a few and make some serious bank.
She is a bright, shining flashlight into your house, a honking horn in the early hours of the morning.
As refeshing as if you found underwear in a pile of clean clothes that obviously don’t belong to anyone in the house.
Greetings Diamonds02. It appears that your posts inspire a flow of comedic literary prose here, and I appreciate it.
This is perhaps the single funniest post I have ever read here on the dope. My eyes are twitching I’m laughing so hard, and trying to suppress it.
What a fantastic way of tying all her posts together into one “compliment”.
My friend approves.
Wait. No I don’t approve and I think you should ask my opinion first before implying my position.
So she’s a rafflesia, pretty but smells like a rotting corpse.